Happy Name Day!
-Happy name day, Daniel.
-Oh my, thank you so much. I can’t believe you actually remembered. Wow, I’m most grateful for all the love I’ve been given today. Even though the only gift I’ve received is an ice cream and not that Toyota Prius I wanted. Oh well, maybe next year.
-Yeah, you never know, Daniel. Oh, you know Christmas is coming really soon and maybe Santa Claus has a big, hard gift for ya?
-Big, hard gift? Man, knowing you, that big hard thing better not be what I think. I bet you want his big thing all to yourself, you horny bastard. Besides, Santa Claus is Satan Claus. I don’t buy that jolly, sweet, gift giving, kindness crap. No, no, mark my words, ol’ buddy ol’ pal, and mark them well. Santa is evil.
-You’re weird. All I wanted was to wish you a happy Name Day, and you go all mental on me. I’m going home now, you freaky weirdo.
Hello you freaky weirdo.
I sat in a new Toyota yesterday, it was quite amazing, the windscreen wipers calculated how fast they should wipe according to the pace of the raindrops falling on the screen calculated with the speed the car was driving, and the stereo adjusted itself according to the noise in the car. It was wild. The mirrors also darkened/faded themselves if someone was trying to blind you with their lights.
And it had an über cruise control in the shift-stick.
Anyways, Sankta Claus is not Satan Claus, he is just dead, since a long time ago. He was Saint Nicolaus, and a nice and humble man he was and they have just filthed his name with Coca Cola today.
Nice dead man.
Anyway, Jesus is alive, and it is CHRISTmas. Not to forget.
Take care, you freaky weirdo.